Ya Boy

catchymemes:

catchymemes:

sleepchokin:

once I tried to explain “little meow meow” to a friend and later he’s like “what was that thing you said? little boo boo kitty fuck”?

greelin:

hey man it’s very cisgender in here. Can someone open a window or something

rorschachisgay:

fags are allowed to say dyke and dykes are allowed to say fag in the same way that youre allowed to run up and slap your sibling on the back of the head

pigeoncatunderscore:

you know I couldn’t be a cowboy because I’d be stuck with my partner in the dead cold prairie night and our horses would be tied up and we’d be huddlin around a crudely made fire because it was too far to go back to the ranch and he’d play the sweetest song on his harmonica, the kind that you felt in your bones and your heart and that the hymns had nothin on, and then he’d finish and we’d both lean in a little too close and my hand would be on his bandanna and his whiskey-breath would be hot on my lips and I’d realize that maybe it wasn’t the touch of a woman i’d been hankerin for

valtsv:

valtsv:

valtsv:

i think my antidepressants are working a bit too well. yesterday i compared a street lamp to an angel.

oh my god my meds are turningme into a bug this isnt a side effect i was warned about

lampgate:

transgender transgender the 5th of november or whatever the quote is